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hello. it's been a bit but i wrote another episode of this. this is episode 4 and it is called "shipwrecked." in this episode, the ship breaks. note: if…
hello. how's it going with you, my neighbors are currently bowling their fridge into my wall. anyways, here episode 3 of "isolating with the skeleton…
hello. how's it going? hope you're good. i did another episode of "isolating with the skeleton manning the ship inside of my brain." this time, he tries…
hello. i've decided to write a limited series of little scripts called "social isolating with the skeleton manning the ship inside of my brain." i'm…
Hi everyone, apparently they have already begun making a crime miniseries about Gritty punching that kid? This script just leaked, from the official…
the annual holiday letter from detective audrey p. farnsworth greetings friends and family, it’s that time again—time for my annual holiday letter. i’ll…
hello, below is a follow-up to this, starring hvaldimir, the light of my life and sweet russian spy beluga whale turned friend to all, who is back in…
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