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I Am the Mouth Goblin of the Dental Universe
The news today is I went to the dentist.
Audrey Farnsworth
Mar 18
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uncle farnsworth's huge holiday card surprise
it's almost the new year and i'm finally ready to talk about what i got up to in 2022
Audrey Farnsworth
Jan 1
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A 2022 Holiday Miracle: The Rom Coms Have Arrived
The news today is my special gift to you.
Audrey Farnsworth
Dec 21, 2022
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Emails To The Guy I Bought A Grandfather Clock From After I Went Inside Of It And Am Now Trapped In A Long Hallway
The news tonight is: an email filled with more emails
Audrey Farnsworth
Nov 28, 2022
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Let me talk to you about English muffins
the news today is: the history of the engy muffy
Audrey Farnsworth
Nov 10, 2022
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a toast to you, godzilla, on your 68th birthday
happy birthday to my big friend
Audrey Farnsworth
Nov 4, 2022
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the tale of one hundred thousand glad cyclists
the news today is: many bikes.
Audrey Farnsworth
Oct 26, 2022
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a brief investigative report on new zealand's infamous "best bird" competition
a new rule has entered the chat.
Audrey Farnsworth
Oct 22, 2022
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