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There Were So Many Guys in Oppenheimer, I Forgot Einstein Was Real
It’s the huge Oscar evening and in honor of this I am going to embarass myself.
Mar 11
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Audrey Farnsworth
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February 2024
I Need to Talk to You About the Movie Where an Elevator Is a Murderer
Take my hand and let's go on a magical journey together where I use a lot of exclamation points
Feb 16
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Audrey Farnsworth
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January 2024
i watched signs six times in 2023
but actually it was probably more times than that
Jan 11
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Audrey Farnsworth
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December 2023
Keep in Mind As You Read Our Normal Family's Regular Holiday Card That We Are Regular!
Our Family's 2023 Holiday Card Has Arrived to You!
Dec 22, 2023
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Audrey Farnsworth
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Watching Godzilla Movies Out of Order Is My Personal Rebellion Against Time Itself
Part one of a very chaotic and oddly comforting Godzilla journey
Dec 17, 2023
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Audrey Farnsworth
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November 2023
Let Me Talk to the Pardoned Turkeys
The news today is I need to have a word with those turkeys. ALONE.
Nov 21, 2023
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Audrey Farnsworth
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I Am Deeply Afraid of the Ceiling TV at My Dentist
the news today is the dentist, as usual, wants me dead
Nov 16, 2023
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Audrey Farnsworth
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my brain argues with its security guard, refusing to do anything
the news today is my brain doesn't want to do anything so hard that i'm pretty sure it wants to do something
Nov 10, 2023
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Audrey Farnsworth
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October 2023
it's sunday at target and the vibe is chaos
the news today is a modern day folktale.
Oct 24, 2023
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Audrey Farnsworth
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September 2023
a very special presentation of a very special film review
the news this week is a movie with beth and opening up
Sep 16, 2023
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Audrey Farnsworth
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August 2023
the great tea kettle mystery of 2023
the news today is sometimes something can not matter and also matter though
Aug 20, 2023
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Audrey Farnsworth
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July 2023
what if i handed you a note that just said "crying in public is fine" and then booped you on the nose? and then sprinted away?
the news today is what if i did that? hm?
Jul 27, 2023
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Audrey Farnsworth
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