the annual holiday letter from detective audrey p. farnsworth
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the annual holiday letter from detective audrey p. farnsworth greetings friends and family, it’s that time again—time for my annual holiday letter. i’ll get right into it. this was a big year for me right from the get go, because in (as many of you know) in january i switched careers, going from 40+ years serving in law, as a lawyer, to finally following my true calling: huge spy. all of you have heard this story, so i won’t go into much detail, but it was literally january 1, 2019, and i was leaving my office in new york city, having just convinced a judge that my client, a male chef, was robbed by his brother, the defendant, who was also his twin. the judge ruled “what?” and i said “order!” and he said “that’s fine” and i said “i can’t handle THIS truth!” and everyone stood and began clapping for me so i bowed at them, and left the office for the final time. sometimes your intuition just does the work for you.
the annual holiday letter from detective audrey p. farnsworth
the annual holiday letter from detective…
the annual holiday letter from detective audrey p. farnsworth
the annual holiday letter from detective audrey p. farnsworth greetings friends and family, it’s that time again—time for my annual holiday letter. i’ll get right into it. this was a big year for me right from the get go, because in (as many of you know) in january i switched careers, going from 40+ years serving in law, as a lawyer, to finally following my true calling: huge spy. all of you have heard this story, so i won’t go into much detail, but it was literally january 1, 2019, and i was leaving my office in new york city, having just convinced a judge that my client, a male chef, was robbed by his brother, the defendant, who was also his twin. the judge ruled “what?” and i said “order!” and he said “that’s fine” and i said “i can’t handle THIS truth!” and everyone stood and began clapping for me so i bowed at them, and left the office for the final time. sometimes your intuition just does the work for you.