Somebody wrote a script about the radioactive Walmart shrimp

And everyone is already saying that this is the script that will fix Hollywood forever?

Hey, I guess somebody wrote a script about those radioactive shrimp at Walmart? And, for some weird reason, they framed me and said I wrote it? So weird, like why would someone do that? This has happened to me before, by the way — so weird. Anyway, I thought I’d share it here.