It Has Come to My Attention that a Bald Eagle…

Audrey Farnsworth

Apr 13, 2023

I'm about to be VERY weird about this, get OFF my ASS.

3 Comments

I agree that the movie was trying to kill you

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Anne’s Newsletter

Excellent.

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Oh Thy Wangs On Live? Is your eagle rom-com a porno???

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