Sitemap - 2019 - i've got your news right here, pal
the annual holiday letter from detective audrey p. farnsworth
an update from hvaldimir, the spy beluga whale
the bran muffins are gone but a familiar sparrow has shown up
i fell off one of the boats on the pirates of the caribbean ride 17 consecutive times
i'm releasing my 4th of july plans to the public.
every day, technology tries to annoy me
the skeleton and the crow have a conversation
Captain's Log of the Beluga Russian Spy
it's not my job to explain to you what the difference is between a turkey and a chicken
Horrible news: The scientists are angry with me
i'm going to talk about hallmark movies for a second